Oh HEY, Internet! My name is Darlene and I have opinions. I’ve heard you do too, Internet. Let’s do this.
Oh, um, here are some things about me. I like cooking but I don’t like measuring. (Which means I suck at baking.) I like shopping but I hate spending money. (Which means I love thrift shops and garage sales and craigslist). I like crafting but in a renaissance man sort of way. I can knit a little and sew a little and do a little needlepoint and build a little shelf and take on tons of small projects. But if I cannot figure something out with a maximum of fifteen minutes with you, Dear Internet, and maybe a two minute youtube video, then I am not interested. (So I can knit a scarf but not a sweater. I can do cross-stitch but not crewel.)
(Also I like parenthesis.)